A woman calling from a local hospital said, "Hello, I’d like to talk to the person who gives information regarding your patients. I’d like to find out if the patient is getting better, doing as expected or is getting worse."

The voice on the other end of the line said,
Nurse: "What is the patient’s name and room number?"

Woman: "Sarah in room number 420"

Nurse: "I will connect you with the nursing station"

Nurse: "3-A nursing station, how can I help you?"

Woman: "I would like to know the condition of Sarah in room number 420"

Nurse: "Just a moment, let me look at the records… Oh yes, Mrs. Sarah is doing well, in fact, she had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine and her blood work just came back as normal. She is going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement Dr. Chohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve O’ Clock"

Woman: "Thank God, That’s Fantastic, That’s Wonderful, That’s a Wonderful News…"

Nurse: "From your enthusiasm, I take it to be a close family member or a very close friend!"

Woman: "Not Exactly, I am Sarah from room number 420, and nobody here tells me any thing"…


A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.

One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.

At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"

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