Goofy proudly told Donald that he had just finished a jigsaw puzzle, "And it only took me five months," he beamed.

"Five months?" said Donald, "That sounds like an awfully long time to finish a jigsaw puzzle."

"Not really, " Goofy explained, "The box says six to twelve years."

One day, Mickey, Donald and Goofy went a walk in the desert. Mickey took a bottle of water with him, Donald took an umbrella and Goofy took a car door.
v On the way, they met a man. The man asked them where they were going. On hearing their reply, he asked them to tell him why they were carrying the items.

Mickey said, "So that we could get a drink when we are thirsty." Donald's reply was, "So that we will have shelter when the sun gets too hot." Goofy's reply was, "So that we can wind down the window when we are too warm."


The Judge asked the defendant, "Donald Duck, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"

"I do."

"Now what do you say to defend yourself?"

"Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing."

Mickey : Donald, one of your socks is blue, and the other one is gray!

Donald : Yes, isn't it funny? And I've got another pair just like them at home!

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