There were these two Sardarji twins who looked so incredibly alike, that sometimes they borrowed money from each other without the other really knowing about it.


Once a train was moving on the railway line. Suddenly the train got down from the railway line and started moving into the fields.

The passengers got angry and decided to punish the train driver.

When the train stopped, all the passengers came to the driver and asked:"Why did you take the train off the track into the fields."

Driver: A man came in front and was standing on the railway line.

Passeners: Why did you risk the life of so many passengers in order to save the life of one man.You should have driven the train on that man.

Driver: I was going to do this only but the man ran towards the field.

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

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